Monthly Archives: July 2013

Holy Shit, We Killed Jason

We were excited to finally have a small place with a yard. There were a couple of trees and an old wooden garage/shack out back and we were happy to get out of my grandmother’s studio rental that she had … Continue reading

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I Learned to Stage Dive on Accident

It was 1983 and I slipped Virginia a note in between classes. Virginia was the perfect friend; she was a cool senior, 2 years older than me, loved going to shows, loved to party, liked my sorry ass and had … Continue reading

Posted in High School- Florence, OR | 5 Comments

Jerry, the Protector of Evil

Jerry, the protector of evil in our household, was about to leave home in an awesome epic moment. Bob and Jerry had gotten in a fight that culminated around the pickup bed of Bob’s truck, Jerry on one side and Bob … Continue reading

Posted in 6th and 7th Grade- Gresham, OR | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

My Stepmother Liked to Race Trains

I had a stepmother who liked to race trains. We would be at the caboose of the train and she would floor it. Her ’72 Roadrunner would thunder down the road while the four of us kids, unstrapped, screaming would … Continue reading

Posted in 3rd Grade- Eugene, OR | Tagged , , | 4 Comments