When I was in first grade I saw that Alice in Wonderland was playing at the local theater. I asked my mom to drop my friend and I off to see the movie – she agreed. We got our tickets, got our popcorn and proceeded to our seats. To this day, I will never forget the opening scene – naked men surrounded by armed guards barking orders. Wow, this wasn’t anything like the book. After about 15 minutes of total confusion, I leaned over to my friend and said, “It must be a double feature.” To our utter disappointment, Alice in Wonderland did not come on after Papillion. All of this is to say, where were the safety guards?